Neechy Dayline

Everyone's favorite entertainer and reality star-ish, P Diddy, recently commented on the event he would win in the Olympics:

If Diddy were in the Olympics, what sport would he win a gold medal in? “Who could have sex the longest,” he tells New York magazine. “I think that’s an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest.” He adds, “Just so you know, that’s supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious.” Who would he compete against? He tells the magazine: “Whoever’s up for the challenge.”

*Sigh* I've been a firm believer that if you have to say it, chances are it isn't true. But let's say it is...so what? A man having a firm, everlast rocket doesn't mean anything. You have to know how to use it and when to use it. It sounds like a desperate attempt to be sexy, which is not doing much over here in my neck of the woods. It would be nice to hear male celebrities, other than Will Smith, talk about being romantic and making some love. Anything can f*ck (please excuse my language), so saying "I have a penis, it gets hard, and it stays that way" doesn't really mean that much. But hey, he was being "funny" and I know people say a lot for laughs, so I won't be too hard on him. Sidenote: Does he mean challenge like other men who can stay up, or women willing to have sex with him?